People Who Love Peepholes
Judy Greer joins the cast as Bridget, Walden’s ex-wife.

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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
In Part 1 of a two-part ninth-season opener, Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as brokenhearted billionaire Walden Schmidt

That Darn Priest
Rose discovers Alan’s Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose’s “husband”; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan’s business becomes a Ponzi scheme.

Lookin’ for Japanese Subs
Charlie can’t get over Rose being married, and he begins to stalk her; and Alan is worried when Jake and Eldridge make videos of each other performing dangerous stunts

Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup

Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy’s Dead
Depressed after his break up with Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).

Dead From the Waist Down
Ashamed that he can’t afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.

Ow, Ow, Don’t Stop
Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.

A Good Time in Central Africa
Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey’s ex-husband is stalking him.