| 0 | Original Pilot (0 Videos) | Aired 1st Jan, 1970 |
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Season 1 |
| 1 | Pilot (77 Videos) | Aired 22nd Sep, 2003 |
| 2 | Big Flappy Bastards (75 Videos) | Aired 29th Sep, 2003 |
| 3 | Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (81 Videos) | Aired 6th Oct, 2003 |
| 4 | If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap (80 Videos) | Aired 13th Oct, 2003 |
| 5 | The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump (76 Videos) | Aired 20th Oct, 2003 |
| 6 | Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? (76 Videos) | Aired 27th Oct, 2003 |
| 7 | If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake (73 Videos) | Aired 3rd Nov, 2003 |
| 8 | Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful (69 Videos) | Aired 10th Nov, 2003 |
| 9 | Phase One, Complete (75 Videos) | Aired 17th Nov, 2003 |
| 10 | Merry Thanksgiving (74 Videos) | Aired 24th Nov, 2003 |
| 11 | Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (70 Videos) | Aired 15th Dec, 2003 |
| 12 | Camel Filters + Pheromones (74 Videos) | Aired 5th Jan, 2004 |
| 13 | Sara Like Puny Alan (71 Videos) | Aired 12th Jan, 2004 |
| 14 | I Can't Afford Hyenas (72 Videos) | Aired 2nd Feb, 2004 |
| 15 | Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (64 Videos) | Aired 9th Feb, 2004 |
| 16 | That Was Saliva, Alan (2) (70 Videos) | Aired 16th Feb, 2004 |
| 17 | Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats (66 Videos) | Aired 23rd Feb, 2004 |
| 18 | An Old Flame With a New Wick (62 Videos) | Aired 1st Mar, 2004 |
| 19 | I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (65 Videos) | Aired 22nd Mar, 2004 |
| 20 | Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (60 Videos) | Aired 19th Apr, 2004 |
| 21 | No Sniffing, No Wowing (70 Videos) | Aired 3rd May, 2004 |
| 22 | My Doctor has a Cow Puppet (69 Videos) | Aired 10th May, 2004 |
| 23 | Just Like Buffalo (60 Videos) | Aired 17th May, 2004 |
| 24 | Can You Feel My Finger? (61 Videos) | Aired 24th May, 2004 |
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Season 2 |
| 1 | Back Off Mary Poppins (62 Videos) | Aired 20th Sep, 2004 |
| 2 | Enjoy Those Garlic Balls (60 Videos) | Aired 27th Sep, 2004 |
| 3 | A Bag Full of Jawea (60 Videos) | Aired 4th Oct, 2004 |
| 4 | Go Get Mommy's Bra (61 Videos) | Aired 11th Oct, 2004 |
| 5 | Bad News from the Clinic (59 Videos) | Aired 18th Oct, 2004 |
| 6 | The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance (64 Videos) | Aired 25th Oct, 2004 |
| 7 | A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana (65 Videos) | Aired 8th Nov, 2004 |
| 8 | Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers (68 Videos) | Aired 15th Nov, 2004 |
| 9 | Yes, Monsignor (59 Videos) | Aired 22nd Nov, 2004 |
| 10 | The Salmon Under My Sweater (64 Videos) | Aired 29th Nov, 2004 |
| 11 | Last Chance to See Those Tattoos (56 Videos) | Aired 13th Dec, 2004 |
| 12 | A Lungful of Alan (52 Videos) | Aired 3rd Jan, 2005 |
| 13 | Zejdz z Moich Wlosów [a.k.a. Get Off My Hair] (54 Videos) | Aired 17th Jan, 2005 |
| 14 | Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts (57 Videos) | Aired 31st Jan, 2005 |
| 15 | Smell the Umbrella Stand (55 Videos) | Aired 7th Feb, 2005 |
| 16 | Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? (52 Videos) | Aired 14th Feb, 2005 |
| 17 | Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! (41 Videos) | Aired 21st Feb, 2005 |
| 18 | It Was Mame, Mom (43 Videos) | Aired 7th Mar, 2005 |
| 19 | A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise (48 Videos) | Aired 21st Mar, 2005 |
| 20 | I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey (46 Videos) | Aired 18th Apr, 2005 |
| 21 | A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On (48 Videos) | Aired 2nd May, 2005 |
| 22 | That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother (51 Videos) | Aired 9th May, 2005 |
| 23 | Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab (50 Videos) | Aired 16th May, 2005 |
| 24 | Does This Smell Funny to You? (57 Videos) | Aired 23rd May, 2005 |
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Season 3 |
| 1 | Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts (68 Videos) | Aired 19th Sep, 2005 |
| 2 | Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover (67 Videos) | Aired 26th Sep, 2005 |
| 3 | Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark (60 Videos) | Aired 3rd Oct, 2005 |
| 4 | Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs (64 Videos) | Aired 10th Oct, 2005 |
| 5 | We Called It Mr. Pinky (69 Videos) | Aired 17th Oct, 2005 |
| 6 | Hi, Mr. Horned One (63 Videos) | Aired 24th Oct, 2005 |
| 7 | Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop (54 Videos) | Aired 7th Nov, 2005 |
| 8 | That Voodoo That I Do Do (53 Videos) | Aired 14th Nov, 2005 |
| 9 | Madame and Her Special Friend (58 Videos) | Aired 21st Nov, 2005 |
| 10 | Something Salted and Twisted (54 Videos) | Aired 28th Nov, 2005 |
| 11 | Santa's Village of the Damned (58 Videos) | Aired 19th Dec, 2005 |
| 12 | That Special Tug (53 Videos) | Aired 9th Jan, 2006 |
| 13 | Humiliation is a Visual Medium (54 Videos) | Aired 23rd Jan, 2006 |
| 14 | Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded (55 Videos) | Aired 6th Feb, 2006 |
| 15 | My Tongue is Meat (52 Videos) | Aired 27th Feb, 2006 |
| 16 | Ergo, The Booty Call (58 Videos) | Aired 6th Mar, 2006 |
| 17 | The Unfortunate Little Schnauser (54 Videos) | Aired 13th Mar, 2006 |
| 18 | The Spit-Covered Cobbler (53 Videos) | Aired 20th Mar, 2006 |
| 19 | Golly Moses, She's A Muffin (53 Videos) | Aired 10th Apr, 2006 |
| 20 | Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro (54 Videos) | Aired 24th Apr, 2006 |
| 21 | And the Plot Moistens (52 Videos) | Aired 1st May, 2006 |
| 22 | Just Once With Aunt Sophie (52 Videos) | Aired 8th May, 2006 |
| 23 | Arguments for the Quickie (53 Videos) | Aired 15th May, 2006 |
| 24 | That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (53 Videos) | Aired 22nd May, 2006 |
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Season 4 |
| 1 | Working for Caligula (53 Videos) | Aired 18th Sep, 2006 |
| 2 | Who's Vod Kanockers? (54 Videos) | Aired 25th Sep, 2006 |
| 3 | The Sea is a Harsh Mistress (53 Videos) | Aired 2nd Oct, 2006 |
| 4 | A Pot Smoking Monkey (50 Videos) | Aired 9th Oct, 2006 |
| 5 | A Live Woman of Proven Fertility (52 Videos) | Aired 16th Oct, 2006 |
| 6 | Apologies for the Frivolity (57 Videos) | Aired 23rd Oct, 2006 |
| 7 | Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head (58 Videos) | Aired 6th Nov, 2006 |
| 8 | Release the Dogs (57 Videos) | Aired 13th Nov, 2006 |
| 9 | Corey's Been Dead For an Hour (57 Videos) | Aired 20th Nov, 2006 |
| 10 | Kissing Abraham Lincoln (59 Videos) | Aired 27th Nov, 2006 |
| 11 | Walnuts and Demerol (59 Videos) | Aired 11th Dec, 2006 |
| 12 | Castrating Sheep in Montana (58 Videos) | Aired 8th Jan, 2007 |
| 13 | Don't Worry, Speed Racer (59 Videos) | Aired 22nd Jan, 2007 |
| 14 | That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami (57 Videos) | Aired 5th Feb, 2007 |
| 15 | My Damn Stalker (57 Videos) | Aired 12th Feb, 2007 |
| 16 | Young People Have Phlegm Too (54 Videos) | Aired 19th Feb, 2007 |
| 17 | I Merely Slept With a Commie (53 Videos) | Aired 26th Feb, 2007 |
| 18 | It Never Rains in Hooterville (54 Videos) | Aired 19th Mar, 2007 |
| 19 | Smooth as a Ken Doll (54 Videos) | Aired 9th Apr, 2007 |
| 20 | Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot (44 Videos) | Aired 16th Apr, 2007 |
| 21 | Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous (56 Videos) | Aired 23rd Apr, 2007 |
| 22 | Mr. McGlue's Feedbag (52 Videos) | Aired 30th Apr, 2007 |
| 23 | Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin (56 Videos) | Aired 7th May, 2007 |
| 24 | Prostitutes and Gelato (46 Videos) | Aired 14th May, 2007 |
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Season 5 |
| 1 | Large Birds, Spiders and Mom (83 Videos) | Aired 24th Sep, 2007 |
| 2 | Media Room Slash Dungeon (79 Videos) | Aired 1st Oct, 2007 |
| 3 | Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo (78 Videos) | Aired 8th Oct, 2007 |
| 4 | City of Great Racks (74 Videos) | Aired 15th Oct, 2007 |
| 5 | Putting Swim Fins on a Cat (71 Videos) | Aired 22nd Oct, 2007 |
| 6 | Help Daddy Find His Toenail (71 Videos) | Aired 29th Oct, 2007 |
| 7 | The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room (72 Videos) | Aired 5th Nov, 2007 |
| 8 | Is There a Mrs. Waffles? (69 Videos) | Aired 12th Nov, 2007 |
| 9 | Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids (78 Videos) | Aired 19th Nov, 2007 |
| 10 | Kinda Like Necrophilia (74 Videos) | Aired 26th Nov, 2007 |
| 11 | Meander to Your Dander (71 Videos) | Aired 17th Mar, 2008 |
| 12 | A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh (67 Videos) | Aired 24th Mar, 2008 |
| 13 | The Soil is Moist (68 Videos) | Aired 31st Mar, 2008 |
| 14 | Winky-Dink Time (68 Videos) | Aired 14th Apr, 2008 |
| 15 | Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle) (70 Videos) | Aired 21st Apr, 2008 |
| 16 | Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty (67 Videos) | Aired 28th Apr, 2008 |
| 17 | Fish in a Drawer (68 Videos) | Aired 5th May, 2008 |
| 18 | If My Hole Could Talk (63 Videos) | Aired 12th May, 2008 |
| 19 | Waiting for the Right Snapper (66 Videos) | Aired 19th May, 2008 |
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Season 6 |
| 1 | Taterhead Is Our Love Child (15 Videos) | Aired 22nd Sep, 2008 |
| 2 | Pie Hole, Herb (22 Videos) | Aired 29th Sep, 2008 |
| 3 | Damn You, Eggs Benedict (20 Videos) | Aired 6th Oct, 2008 |
| 4 | The Flavin' and the Mavin' (21 Videos) | Aired 13th Oct, 2008 |
| 5 | A Jock Strap in Hell (20 Videos) | Aired 20th Oct, 2008 |
| 6 | It's Always Nazi Week (1) (25 Videos) | Aired 3rd Nov, 2008 |
| 7 | Best H.O. Money Can Buy (2) (14 Videos) | Aired 10th Nov, 2008 |
| 8 | Pinocchio's Mouth (26 Videos) | Aired 17th Nov, 2008 |
| 9 | The Mooch At The Boo (31 Videos) | Aired 24th Nov, 2008 |
| 10 | He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited (29 Videos) | Aired 8th Dec, 2008 |
| 11 | The Devil's Lube (16 Videos) | Aired 15th Dec, 2008 |
| 12 | Thank God for Scoliosis (32 Videos) | Aired 12th Jan, 2009 |
| 13 | I Think You Offended Don (58 Videos) | Aired 19th Jan, 2009 |
| 14 | David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie (65 Videos) | Aired 2nd Feb, 2009 |
| 15 | I'd Like to Start With the Cat (46 Videos) | Aired 9th Feb, 2009 |
| 16 | She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime (48 Videos) | Aired 2nd Mar, 2009 |
| 17 | The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? (36 Videos) | Aired 9th Mar, 2009 |
| 18 | My Son's Enormous Head (27 Videos) | Aired 16th Mar, 2009 |
| 19 | The Two Finger Rule (18 Videos) | Aired 30th Mar, 2009 |
| 20 | Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau (22 Videos) | Aired 13th Apr, 2009 |
| 21 | Above Exalted Cyclops (26 Videos) | Aired 27th Apr, 2009 |
| 22 | Sir Lancelot's Litter Box (29 Videos) | Aired 4th May, 2009 |
| 23 | Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth (14 Videos) | Aired 11th May, 2009 |
| 24 | Baseball Was Better with Steroids (15 Videos) | Aired 18th May, 2009 |
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Season 7 |
| 1 | 818-jklpuzo (23 Videos) | Aired 21st Sep, 2009 |
| 2 | Whipped Unto the Third Generation (16 Videos) | Aired 28th Sep, 2009 |
| 3 | Mmm, Fish. Yum (18 Videos) | Aired 5th Oct, 2009 |
| 4 | Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator (18 Videos) | Aired 12th Oct, 2009 |
| 5 | For the Sake of the Child (21 Videos) | Aired 19th Oct, 2009 |
| 6 | Give Me Your Thumb (20 Videos) | Aired 2nd Nov, 2009 |
| 7 | Untainted by Filth (18 Videos) | Aired 9th Nov, 2009 |
| 8 | Gord. Fnark. Schmegle. (19 Videos) | Aired 16th Nov, 2009 |
| 9 | Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair (9 Videos) | Aired 23rd Nov, 2009 |
| 10 | That's Why They Call It Ball Room (13 Videos) | Aired 7th Dec, 2009 |
| 11 | Warning, It's Dirty (10 Videos) | Aired 14th Dec, 2009 |
| 12 | Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste (12 Videos) | Aired 11th Jan, 2010 |
| 13 | Yay, No Polyps! (12 Videos) | Aired 18th Jan, 2010 |
| 14 | Crude and Uncalled For (1) (15 Videos) | Aired 1st Feb, 2010 |
| 15 | Aye, Aye, Captain (2) (10 Videos) | Aired 8th Feb, 2010 |
| 16 | Tinkle Like a Princess (5 Videos) | Aired 1st Mar, 2010 |
| 17 | I Found Your Moustache (10 Videos) | Aired 8th Mar, 2010 |
| 18 | Ixnay on the Oggie Day (12 Videos) | Aired 22nd Mar, 2010 |
| 19 | Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave (8 Videos) | Aired 12th Apr, 2010 |
| 20 | I Called Him Magoo (7 Videos) | Aired 10th May, 2010 |
| 21 | Gumby with a Pokey (5 Videos) | Aired 17th May, 2010 |
| 22 | This Is Not Gonna End Well (5 Videos) | Aired 24th May, 2010 |
