I Called Him MagooAlan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the “girlfriend experience.”
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His GraveAlan is torn between the bad influence of Jake’s new friend and the hotness of his mother.
Ixnay on the Oggie DayCharlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea’s best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
I Found Your MustacheCharlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
Tinkle Like a PrincessAfter running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.
Aye, Aye, CaptainChelsea is put off by Charlie’s jealousy.
Yay, No Polyps! Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea’s parents, who he then finds in his house when he gets home.
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they’ve become friends.
Warning, It’s DirtyCharlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she’s away for the holidays. Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie’s Christmas dinner.
That’s Why They Call It Ball RoomCharlie discovers a secret that Chelsea’s been keeping from him regarding her finances.
